"tell us about yourself"
imagine accidentally seeing your icon naked.
why cant i just be like hey i like u ur cute lets be cute together why does it have to be some massive production im not a fucking bird the mate finding ritual shouldnt be this complex
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
if we just met and u try and tell me how lonely you are i will turn 180 degrees and walk away
why isn’t it friday already
when u make hot chocolate and take it out of te microwave and the handle is 2000 degrees i created u i gave u life why must u hurt me